Arthur Fonzarelli da Turd (in Memoriam) 2005-2016 A gift to all whose butt-holes he lived to sniff, passed away after a swift and brief illness. He is survived by his soulmates Felicia, Cruz and Cash. Fonzie grew up a dirty and stray sock fan in Sherman Oaks, California. He graduated high honors in digging up the garden right before holiday parties and enjoyed a long illustrious career of drinking out of the toilet even when a bowl of fresh water was at hand/paw. Fonzie later relocated to Valley Village where he became Vice President of Silent But Deadly. His family and friends will forever treasure our loving memories of his passionate squirrel chasing, generous “attention whore” like personality, booming bark which saved the night during a 3:00 a.m. break-in/hot entry, and his sweet but scared brown eyes the time he freaked out when experiencing a sudden onset of diarrhea from eating one too many crayons causing him to bolt and deposit all around the house - all of which now serve only as the sweetest memories for those whom loved him the most. Service arrangements are pending, but will probably happen in the backyard.
Sketch by Jess-Oui
Terribly sorry.
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