The Real Margaritaville

For the heartsick, sometimes the f*ck buddy that you secretly thought you could change, and are now cursing - turns into your bestie many years later. They will drive you to the emergency room when your appendix has burst, talk you up to your kids behind your back, and during Friday afternoon margaritas they will insist on looking up facts about hummingbirds eggs because a nest was built near your front door. So get over that they don’t want to put their nasty into your stinky with as much urgency anymore. A much better deal is coming your way!