Sup Mai Hoes!?

The ex busted my son for liking a fellow skateboarder's "Bitches Be Hoes" meme on Instagram.. My son was worried over the punishment his father was going to give him and for a moment was trying to get me to say he had fever, so he wouldn't have to go see him this past weekend. I explained to him that he should never lie to his father and when you screw up in life you have to face the music and earn your respect back, and that his father is just trying to teach him how to be a good man. But, what I really wanted to say was, "I've had you twerps for three weeks straight without any personal time and you know, bitches be hoes!"