I was winning by a landslide at Monopoly against my youngest son and his grandmother tonight, when they turned against me as a team. They started squatting on my properties shouting, "WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE, ANOTHER WORLD IS POSSIBLE!!!" I had no choice but to make them disperse with the only spray chemical I had on hand - Lemon Pledge. That should teach them to never ask for the re-regulation of the "throw three doubles rule," equal distribution of the "Free Parking" money, and automatic debt relief whenever they land on one of my Hotels.. F*cking jobless hippies!!!
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