Dear Ben and Jerry's Pistachio Pistachio,
I'm sorry to do this through a letter. Honestly, this is not easy for me at all and please don't hate me. I'm breaking up with you because I've decided to be exclusive with Haagen Daz' Banana Fosters Ice Cream.
I'll always be fond of you and grateful for how you were there for me during hard times, like my divorce and that disastrous gig I had in Tarzana, last year at that Sports bar.
Who knows, maybe one day our paths will cross again, and I'll be able to enjoy you once more with fresh taste buds.
Peace, Felicia
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