Hooray! I just dumped the twerps off for their first day of school!!!
48 hours ago my tightly wound string, had finally sprung. I've been refereeing a constant semi-vicious tussle, since the first week of June. Lately, In moments of frustration I've started sing songing angrily at them, "I can't wait for school to start, school to start, school to start!!!" I do that with a forceful but calm face, as not to kick-start any future wrinkles. It has this overall chilling, hissing-like effect.
They're more clever about voicing their displeasure over my episodes of poor behavior, They lie in wait for about an hour or so later. One on the computer, the other playing a video game. I'll walk past them still irritated with purse and car key in hand. In a chorus, they'll innocently chime, "Where ya going momma?" I snarl back, "The damn grocery store!" Jumping up, they fist pump in tandem, cheerfully singing, "Ha Ha, you have to go to the grocery store, the grocery store, the grocery store!!!" They end their gag with forceful and calm little faces. It has this overall chilling, they're better at toying with others-like effect.
Hooray! I just dumped the twerps off for their first day of school!!!
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