Hooter's Own Wins Seat!


Tennessee state Rep. Julia Hurley, newly-elected following a stint as a Hooters gal, was overheard fudging the oath of office. "I do solemnly swear that as a member of this General Assembly, I will not propose or assent to any bill, which shall appear to me injurious to the people, cept' of course for any laws regulating those damn orange camel toe inducing shorts in the work enviroment!"

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